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now, it seems, other testing facilities here in vegas were also shortcutting to "save money" and, by doing so, putting even more people at risk of hiv or hepatitis. tar and feather those mother fuckers as well!
if you are coming to vegas and plan on going to one of the "hip" nightclubs in the casinos be sure and bring plenty of 100 dollar bills to "tip" almost every fucking person you meet, from the guy holding the rope (forget about 'reservations', you will still have to tip to get past the rope) to the girl who then takes you to the matre 'd, then him, then the one who takes you to your table, then your waitress, your wine stewart, etc. another one of their little scams is that any of your party get up to dance, the bus boy then comes and takes their drinks so you have to buy new ones.
in their ads and billboards, these clubs promote good dirty fun, insinuating that at every turn there will be beautiful women just dying to let you in their pants. but here is the scoop, you won't get laid there but you will get fucked. (it would be much cheaper to stay in your hotel room, call one of the many escort services here, have them send a beautiful woman to your room and, for the right amount of money, she will fuck you...save yourself all those 'tips')
saw in USA TODAY last week where a kid shot himself in front of 150 witnesses and his death is "under investigation." write your own punchlines.
had a very fun week at the trop where i worked with two real pros, glen jensen and joe starr, both funny and both good guys. one of the great perks of being a comic is hanging out with comics. most of them are not only funny they are good people. (something i could not say when i was in the corporate world which is full of amoral bastards)
march madness is almost upon us! love it, love it, love it. our little team here, unlv, went to the sweet 16 last year and we lost 4 of our 5 starters and we have exactly the same record this year going into our conference tournament; that is great coaching. our tallest starter is 6-6 and we are still 23-7 for the year. if we win two games in the tournament here (i have tickets for all the games) we should get a NCAA bid. if we win the tournament we get an automatic bid but i don't think we can beat byu again even here on our home court but we did beat them earlier in the year and beat them bad while we were at it, however, when we went up to provo to play they returned the favor. it should come down to them and us for the championship. love it! go rebels!
in my opinion, only world cup soccer or the summer olympics can compete with the ncaa's for sheer excitement and drama. every year some HUGE UNIVERSITY gets beat by SMALL UNKNOWN U. and the crowd goes wild.
hey, mike k., give me a call. let's arrange for you to come out to vegas for a week.
scotty, will see you tomorrow. looking forward to it.
if you are coming to vegas and plan on going to one of the "hip" nightclubs in the casinos be sure and bring plenty of 100 dollar bills to "tip" almost every fucking person you meet, from the guy holding the rope (forget about 'reservations', you will still have to tip to get past the rope) to the girl who then takes you to the matre 'd, then him, then the one who takes you to your table, then your waitress, your wine stewart, etc. another one of their little scams is that any of your party get up to dance, the bus boy then comes and takes their drinks so you have to buy new ones.
in their ads and billboards, these clubs promote good dirty fun, insinuating that at every turn there will be beautiful women just dying to let you in their pants. but here is the scoop, you won't get laid there but you will get fucked. (it would be much cheaper to stay in your hotel room, call one of the many escort services here, have them send a beautiful woman to your room and, for the right amount of money, she will fuck you...save yourself all those 'tips')
saw in USA TODAY last week where a kid shot himself in front of 150 witnesses and his death is "under investigation." write your own punchlines.
had a very fun week at the trop where i worked with two real pros, glen jensen and joe starr, both funny and both good guys. one of the great perks of being a comic is hanging out with comics. most of them are not only funny they are good people. (something i could not say when i was in the corporate world which is full of amoral bastards)
march madness is almost upon us! love it, love it, love it. our little team here, unlv, went to the sweet 16 last year and we lost 4 of our 5 starters and we have exactly the same record this year going into our conference tournament; that is great coaching. our tallest starter is 6-6 and we are still 23-7 for the year. if we win two games in the tournament here (i have tickets for all the games) we should get a NCAA bid. if we win the tournament we get an automatic bid but i don't think we can beat byu again even here on our home court but we did beat them earlier in the year and beat them bad while we were at it, however, when we went up to provo to play they returned the favor. it should come down to them and us for the championship. love it! go rebels!
in my opinion, only world cup soccer or the summer olympics can compete with the ncaa's for sheer excitement and drama. every year some HUGE UNIVERSITY gets beat by SMALL UNKNOWN U. and the crowd goes wild.
hey, mike k., give me a call. let's arrange for you to come out to vegas for a week.
scotty, will see you tomorrow. looking forward to it.
posted by Ron Shock | 11:28 AM
2 Comments:
Will do pal will do
too cool, mike, too cool.
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