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The San Francisco Chronicle called Ron Shock one of the greatest American storytellers.
He has been called one of the best comics who ever walked on a stage by his peers.
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Monday, April 07, 2008

straight talk on johnny mac

for any of you who are democrats or any of you who are independents and are considering whether to vote for john mc cain, let me put a few things forth about the erstwhile senator from arizona. johnny mac who claims to be a "straight talker" but facts are facts, jack, and johnny, like hillary, has a hard time with them.

1. now representing himself as a supporter of civil rights, johnny boy voted against a holiday for dr. martin luther king, jr. and though he claims he has "evolved" he still opposes key civil rights laws.

2. according to bloomberg news, mc cain is MORE HAWKISH ON IRAQ THAN BUSH. conservative columnist, pat buchanan says mc cain will "MAKE CHENEY LOOK LIKE GANDHI."

3. mc cain built his reputation on his opposition to torture, but johnny boy voted against a bill to ban waterboarding, and then applauded pres. bush for vetoing its ban.

4. MC CAIN OPPOSES ROE V. WADE. his words: "i do not support roe v. wade. it should be overturned." (how about that, ladies? another man who says YOU should not have the final authority over your own body) ((as a man who loves women...i keep marrying them...and a man who has three daughters, this alone would keep me from ever even considering j.m. as president.))

5. the CHILDREN'S DEFENSE FUND rated mc cain as the WORST senator when it came to children's issue. he voted against the children's health care bill and then applauded bush when he vetoed it.

6. while being rich is not a crime nor does it make someone "bad", it must be remembered that johnny mac is one of the richest men in the senate and it has been reported that he owns 8 homes. his suggestion for those laid off and not being able to afford their mortgages, 'get another job and cut back on vacations." compassionate johnny they like to call him at bear stearns.

7. he is known for his hair trigger temper. YEAH, GOOD IDEA, GIVE AN OLD MAN WITH A BAD TEMPER WHO ALREADY IS HAWKISH ON THE MIDDLE EAST THE ACCESS TO THE BUTTON THAT BRINGS ON NUCLEAR WAR.

8. you want more of the same old same old? vote for johnny, the sell out, who has 59 lobbyists working in his campaign. old straight talker says they won't have any influence in his administration. if you believe that, i have a bridge in new york city that is up for sale and i can get you a good deal on it.

9. while people are gnashing their teeth over rev. wright's comments, let us look at the man whom mc cain calls his "spiritual guide", RON PARSLEY, who believes that america's founding mission is (are your ready?) TO DESTROY ISLAM. another preacher whom mc cain has sought his support is JOHN HAGEE who believes that hurricane katrina was GOD'S PUNISHMENT FOR GAY RIGHTS AND CALLED THE CATHOLIC CHURCH THE ANTICHRIST. he also sought the support of pat robinson who agreed with falwell when he said, 9-11 WAS DESERVED BECAUSE WE, THE UNITED STATES, ALLOWED HOMOSEXUALITY IN OUR COUNTRY!!

10. johnny mac claims to be pro-environment but he scored a 0 ZERO! from the league of conservation voters last year for his votes in the senate.


john mc cain. war monger, sexist, homophobic, angry, liar, pawn of lobbyists, anti-environmentalist, follower of radical preachers, rich old white man. this is who you want? really?

straight talk from your drug-addled, poker-playing, feminist, environmentalist, civil rights supporting comic in las vegas.

(my thanks to my wife, rhonda, for sending this information to me)

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