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Tuesday, April 22, 2008

if i wrote it in farsi, no-one could read it.

guess what? the "surge" ain't working. american and iraqi deaths are back up. the so-called iraqi government is still bickering and the "benchmarks" are still a wet dream of georgie boy.

what we have done is basically arm the sunnis, who used to be the "terrorists" so they can fight the shiite militias. of course, we, by osmosis, armed the shiites as well when we didn't secure the arms warehouses right after the invasion. plus, we have armed the iraqi police which is mainly shiite and they have used those arms to terrorize the sunnis who used to terrorize the shiites during the reign of saadam. and so it goes.

not only have we armed the sunnis (the awakenings) we have bribed them as well. we are spending millions to pay these sunni councils to fight al qaeda but they are really fighting the shiites. remember, al qaeda is sunni. iran (persia) is shiite. (be sure and remind john mc cain of this) there is an excellent article in the march 6th issue of rolling stone on the "surge."

another thing the article pointed out is that still today we have very few arabic speaking people in the services, much less farsi speaking. the iranians speak farsi, arabic and english; the iraqis speak arabic, farsi and english; the americans speak english. duh.

already i have been chastized for bringing up john mc cains "failures" in vietnam. and once again, he is the one who keeps bringing his service up as though it should put him in the white house. you bring it up, johnny, and it is fair game. you were shot down and captured. you, according to you, resisted torture. good for you. BUT THAT IS WHAT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DO. but, as i pointed out, you were also supposed to not get captured in the first place.

today i am going to research the KEATING FIVE. haven't heard of it? well, you are going to.

john mc cain is a warmongering, right wing fanantic who would continue the policies of bush. he is not a straight talker. he has flipped flopped over and over again. he will say and do anything to get elected. he is about as honest as your local con man.

speaking of which, bush's disapproval rating lowest ever in the 70 year history of the gallup poll. 28% approve and 69% disapprove. but here is the stunner: of republicans, 66% APPROVE. that is beyond comprehension. seriously. i cannot comprehend this. THEY APPROVE. the poll also proves there are considerably more democrats and independents than there are republicans. surely you remember your algebra. and then you know how to figure out how many more, percentage wise, demos and indeps than repubs.

speaking of which, (approval, that is, not the algebra problem) in todays edition of usa today, headline: MORE FORCED TO STAY IN ARMY. "the army has accelerated its policy of involuntary extensions of duty to bolster its troop levels, despite defense secretary robert gates' order last year to limit it, pentagon records show."

they are not asking troops to stay, that wouldn't work, they are forcing them to stay. breaking a promise and disobeying an order all at the same time. today's military.

also from usa today. our invasion of iraq has displaced over 4 million iraqis. we have let 4,500 of them into the united states. the other 3 million, nine hundred and ninty five thousand, five hundred are mostly living in squalor somewhere in the middle east. we are some humanatarian mother fuckers aren't we?

66% of republicans APPROVE.

when gwb took office, we were at peace, we were prosperous, gas cost $1.46 per gal.

66% of republicans approve.

unfuckingbelieveablyincomprehensable (ile?) but you get what i mean.

in a case of road rage in tempe arizona, david lopez waved his gun at a fellow motorist
david then shot himself in the stomach.
david then tried to flee in his car
david then wrecked his car
david then tried to flee on foot.
david is now in the hospital, under arrest for multiple charges.

are you really sure you want everyone to have the right to carry guns?

did you know that for the FIRST TIME IN AMERICAN HISTORY the people coming into the job market are not as well educated as the ones who are retiring? test scores are down, drop out rates are high. 24th in math. first in football. 33rd in science. first in basketball.

66% of the republicans approve. "goddamn striaght we're first in football!" "fucking liberals had their way, why our boys would spend precious, precious, i say, time reading books instead of learning their blocking assignments."

it is a beautiful day in bloomington, the grass is green and the birds are singing. bloomington is a cool little town. so is ann arbor. both college towns, both liberal, both fun, both cool.

just a question: how many more men have to be freed from prison because it turns out that they didn't do the crime for which they had been convicted before we stop the death penalty in america? it doesn't stop crime and you and i both know that we have surely executed some innocent people. us, some countries in the middle east and china have the death penalty. we have the death penalty but not a national health care system. the industrialized west has health care and not the death penalty. look up the word, 'barbarian.' use your imagination. see who it fits.

oh well, gotta go now. it is nap time. shoot, i have a full schedule tonight: basketball, dodgers, pennsylvania primary. what more could a sports/politics junky ask for?

6 Comments:

Blogger Sevesteen said...

There's plenty of legit arguments against McCain. Calling his decent, if not exceptional war record a failure weakens your arguments to "He's not a Democrat, so everything about him sucks".

Not too many of us gun nuts think that EVERYONE should have guns--Felons are not allowed, and he's on his way there. I'm guessing he didn't have a license to carry, or the media would have been all over it. There are nearly 5 million of us with licenses--We aren't perfect, but we do stupid shit like this surprisingly seldom.

If I were in charge of the death penalty, it would be reserved for murder while serving a long prison term. If it were evenly and accurately applied, I'd be fine with it, but not the way it is now.

9:29 PM  
Blogger Ron Shock said...

no, you keep putting something in there that is not there. his "mission" (the one he keeps talking about) was a failure. seve, he was shot down, captured and put in prison. that is a success?

i have great admiration for those who serve: my grandfather fought in wwI, my dad in wwII, my uncle won the silver star in wwI, another uncle was killed in wwII and i was in the army though i did not go to war.

john mc cain is not, in my opinion, qualified to be president of the united states. and for sure, being captured and tortured does not qualify him. it may make him a tough motherfucker but that is not a qualification for president. he overstates so many things (remember when he was in iraq and walking through the market and telling us just how safe it was....but then we found out he had 100 special forces men around him, helicopters overhead, a platoon in front and another in back?) HE LIED! HE EXAGERRATED! HE TRIED TO FOOL US! let us not put this man on some kind of pedistal based on what he tells us. he has lied about so many other things....

7:03 AM  
Blogger Sevesteen said...

No, that mission, out of 20+, in a plane that was deemed obsolete the same year he was shot down was not a success. He did what he was supposed to, and things don't always work out the way you expect in war--Sometimes the people you shoot at shoot back, sometimes you meet one who's better than you.

I'm not saying he's qualified, or that I support him, or that his service means he's the best choice. HE LIED! sure, he's a fucking national politician, what do you expect? They all do, including the other two possible presidents. All I'm saying is that his Vietnam service isn't a negative. Rag on him for the Incumbent Protection Act (McCain Feingold) or his part in the Keating 5, for his support of George W's policies, a host of other shit he supports and I'll be right there with you.

6:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can pick one case of a guy misusing a gun and extrapolate that to imply non of us should? To use your words, unfuckingbelievablyincomprehensible.
48 states allow conceal carry. Millions carry every day. Thousands are lives are saved by people who are able to protect themselves. The criminals will always have the guns and you libs want to disarm the good guys. The criminals love people like you calling for unarmed victims.

Stick with humor. Your facts are skewed.

7:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Discalimer: While I won't call myself a Republican, I wouldn't join any party that wants to tell me how to think, I do have conservative leanings. Your post says that 66% of republicans approve of w? I have to assume that the polling was limited to the west wing of the White House. After 8 years of Wild Bill, I was excited for a conservative in the White House. I've not been this disappointed since "Santa" left a football for my sister, and not for me when I was 10 or 11. The crew running this country (both parties) are so disconnected, that the 2nd amendment may come in handy in my lifetime. A Revolution every now an then can be a good thing!

Keep speaking your mind, and have a great life!

7:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Careful how you swing that Keating ax there, Ron.

You know me and quotes. So here's a few regarding the Keating five scandal.

"After answering all the questions of the New York Times, looking into the allegations they wanted us to respond to, I cannot find, nor can they, a single instance where John McCain did something contrary to his beliefs. That is the issue."

"The Committee pursued charges against McCain because, without him, the case would have been entirely against Democrats."

"What happened was that I had recommended that John McCain be cut out of it and not go forward. And, you know, I call it the way I see it. As I said, I'm a Democrat. And I recommended they go forward against Senators DeConcini, Senator Cranston and Senator Riegle.

But if you cut out John McCain, you would have had 28 days of public hearings with just Democrats in the dock. So, it's probably the first time in the history of the Senate that they rejected the advice of their counsel to exonerate a senator."
- special investigator Robert S. Bennett

And that is why nobody really wants to touch the Keating third rail right now. It was primarily a Democrat scandal.

7:47 AM  

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