RDS

as many of you know, i have lead a multi-careered life; monestary to chain gang to army to high class burglar to prison to corporate world to the stage. i may now add another saga, "medical researcher." Yes, through diligent and long years of study, i have identified a previously un-named disease...(DRUM ROLL PLEASE)....RESTLESS DICK SYNDROME or, as i like to call it, RDS. for many years i thought i was just promiscious, but it turns out i had a very bad case of RDS. i am sorry to report that there is no known cure, other than extreme old age, but with the advent of e.d. drugs, many men will suffer from RDS for their entire lives. side effects can be: inability to keep johnson in his cage and sometimes severe self-beatings by otherwise well-disciplined boyfriends and husbands.