Where have all the Cowboys gone?

cowboy swagger gone down the tubes
now fooling only the rural rubes
riding that broken down horse
named "stay the course."
a new coalition will be forged
over the objections of boy george
and wouldn't it be grand
if somehow we brought peace to the land.

and by the way,
sure wouldn't want rummy, dummy, dick and rove
picking my football bets for me.

"iraq is going to be a cakewalk"
"the insurgency is in it's final throes."
"we will get osama bin laden, dead or alive"
"we know what the weapons are and where they are at."
"the iraqis will throw roses at the feet of our soldiers."
"we are going to win this election."

but he didn't let two wars and a record deficit keep him from giving tax breaks to the rich and subsidies to the oil companies.