aint we got fun?
back on the subject of when i was a kid....i left out in the jobs i had catagory, pushing a hot dog cart in new orleans when i was 16 and working as a "barker" in front of a strip joint on bourbon street. what i said was: "come on in! 48 DOUBLE D BIGGEST PAIR YOU'LL EVER SEE!" now that was a good job! as a bonus on that job, i lost my virginity to a stripper in that club in a booth. too cool. when the girls found out i was a virgin they decided that something should be done about that. god bless those girls.
in the paper today i saw where we, the united states of america, hire UGANDAN soldiers to, are you ready?, guard american ARMY BASES IN IRAQ. what the fuck? i just can't get my head around that. we HIRED some african soldiers to guard american soldiers in an arab land. you know.... when i was in the army, we actually did guard work ourselves. imagine that. we also did kp (kitchen patrol) ourselves. we hire that out as well. we also drove our own trucks. we hire that out as well. we did the fighting ourselves and had no mercenaries along for the ride. (see blackwater) what the fuck? what kind of army hires people to do army work? army strong indeed.
swine flu
bird flu
killing me and you
mad cow disease
disappearing bees
somebody please
tell me what to do
homeless
helpless
living in the streets
gotta get a gun
gotta get a gun
kill the next one
kill the NEXT one
then run, run, run
aint we got fun?
right here in america.
right here in america.
(those are the words to my next big hit)
shit.
i've lost my fucking mind.
in the paper today i saw where we, the united states of america, hire UGANDAN soldiers to, are you ready?, guard american ARMY BASES IN IRAQ. what the fuck? i just can't get my head around that. we HIRED some african soldiers to guard american soldiers in an arab land. you know.... when i was in the army, we actually did guard work ourselves. imagine that. we also did kp (kitchen patrol) ourselves. we hire that out as well. we also drove our own trucks. we hire that out as well. we did the fighting ourselves and had no mercenaries along for the ride. (see blackwater) what the fuck? what kind of army hires people to do army work? army strong indeed.
swine flu
bird flu
killing me and you
mad cow disease
disappearing bees
somebody please
tell me what to do
homeless
helpless
living in the streets
gotta get a gun
gotta get a gun
kill the next one
kill the NEXT one
then run, run, run
aint we got fun?
right here in america.
right here in america.
(those are the words to my next big hit)
shit.
i've lost my fucking mind.
posted by Ron Shock | 12:40 AM
4 Comments:
Oh you're gonna make a great rapper. Just not sure which sounds better, P-Ron or Shock Daddy.
ROFL!
shock daddy
Don't you just love the swine flu hype. Let's whip them into a frenzy since a hundred people have died; don't tell them that several hundred thousand people a year die from PROPERLY PRESCRIBED PRESCRIPTIONS. Let's get them so freaked out that they will rush like maniacs to get the vaccine as soon as it is made available.
The idea that the human body is unable to fend for itself and adapt is such an blatent example of spin that I am really surprised that you have not been ranting about it Ron!!
heather,
you are sooo right! not only do several hundred thousand die from that but another hundred thousand or so die from doctor/nurse error in hospitals which is one of the joys of a capitalistic health care system where money trumps care.
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