THE FOOD OF IDIOTS

off in the morning to hilton head, south carolina for a week. over the last couple of three days or so, i have picked up some new clubs: three indian casinos in northern california, mrytle beach, south carolina and the punch line in atlanta. there is also a good chance i will get the improv in lake tahoe. so, for you folks in those areas, i should be seeing you next year. also, i picked up another club in houston, the laff stop in the montrose and will also be at the comedy showcase as well as the laff spot up in tomball the last two weekends in january.

have made contact with all my friends (or most of them, anyway) in houston and they all made it through ike with little or no damage. well, one of them had his carport fall on his suv but insurance will cover that. they all said that ike was, in it's way, worse than alicia which was a catagory 3 when it hit.

i have bought a new video camera and i will be filming all the shows in hilton head and hope to be releasing another dvd soon. i hope to get a really good version of world's greatest dope story to put on it. (there is a version on bootleg 1 but i am not enthralled with it) i also want to get dog stories, jan and howard and ham and cheese sandwich on it as well so that it will be a dvd of just stories. wish me luck. have the crowd god be on the job.

sarah palin sure gets a little defensive when she is presented with her lies. lol. the woman has, as does mc cain, a real problem with telling the truth. she WAS FOR THE BRIDGE TO NOWHERE UNTIL NATIONAL PUBLICITY MADE HER BACK OFF. SHE KEPT THE MONEY, THOUGH, AND USED IT FOR OTHER PORK. her commercials are an out and out lie. since, mc cain also goes on tv and tells just flat out lies (obama is sponsoring a bill that would teach sex education to kindergarten children....LIE obama is raising taxes on the middle class...LIE) you have a real good indicator of what their administration would be like, lies and more lies. just like bush and cheney. you do remember that there were no wmd's in iraq don't you? they lied. over and over. it wasn't bad intelligence; it was lies. remember pfc jessica? lies. remember the football player who was the hero who charged the enemy? lies. his own men shot him and they knew but they lied. (if they would lie about that.....what else would they lie about?)

sorry, just RESTATING THE OBVIOUS. if you elect liars you will get a lying administration. duh.

so, i repeat: if you want endless war, endless debt, social security turned over to investment bankers (think bear stearns), more breaks for oil companies, high unemployment and all the other fruits of the posisoned republican tree...vote for john and sarah, they'll lie for you. and to you, but why care about that? you like being lied to. you are used to it. you like being told to be afraid. you want some more. gotta have your lies. just like you gotta have your enemies. gotta hate, don't you? oh, incidently, do you still hate the french? they were right and we were wrong. but hate 'em anyway. because not to, would be to admit YOU WERE WRONG AND THEY WERE RIGHT. there were no weapons of mass destruction in iraq. there were no missles in iraq. no atomic weapons. it was all lies. and you fell for it and now you can't admit you were a fool. so....you are going to be one again.

have a good day. be afraid. watch out for all those people who are after you.

me, i will be rocking and rolling. and, by the way, i have always really liked the french. and i never called a fry...freedom. freedom fries. the food of idiots.