britney impresses
on the plane back from atlantic city the woman in the seat next to me was reading one of those "people" style magazines, the ones with fluff articles about celebs and on the page was a picture of britney spears and opposite her a picture of some good looking man with the caption:
IS BRITNEY GETTING SURGERY TO IMPRESS HER NEW MAN?
my comment was: "if that is true, the question arises; which of these two people is the most shallow?" my next comment was: "if britney wants to get an operation to impress me, may i suggest a lobotomy."
i may put this in my act tomorrow night at the trop just as a throwaway line. (one of these days, i should watch the several dozen tapes of me from the 80's and early 90's for some of the stuff that i have forgotten over the years and put some of them back in because they were real good, i just don't remember how they went.....)
anyway, off to play some poker while rhonda works on the house. do i have a good marriage or what?
IS BRITNEY GETTING SURGERY TO IMPRESS HER NEW MAN?
my comment was: "if that is true, the question arises; which of these two people is the most shallow?" my next comment was: "if britney wants to get an operation to impress me, may i suggest a lobotomy."
i may put this in my act tomorrow night at the trop just as a throwaway line. (one of these days, i should watch the several dozen tapes of me from the 80's and early 90's for some of the stuff that i have forgotten over the years and put some of them back in because they were real good, i just don't remember how they went.....)
anyway, off to play some poker while rhonda works on the house. do i have a good marriage or what?
posted by Ron Shock | 12:25 PM
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