you know who you are
there is a poker player here in vegas who is fully convinced in their mind that i am not a good player and they must just hate reading this blog; it is now 34 out of 41 with the win today. i was the one who recommended that they get into poker because they are so bright and have a quick mind for numbers. now, however, no matter what i say, they argue, they belittle, they disagree, they are sure that i will lose. if i were to win 99 out of 100 sessions they say it was luck. i always tell them that they are a good poker player but they have never acknowledged my success. for 16 years now i have won at texas hold-em poker and in that time have had maybe three losing months. out of 192 months i have posted wins in 189 of them and still they don't believe i know how to play the game. why? because i don't play like they do. know people like that? if you don't do something exactly as they do, you must be wrong. this same person once told me that i don't know how to tell a joke. lordy, lordy. (you know who you are...lol)
if i hear another person on tv say "at this point in time" i am going to scream. well, i already do scream at them when they say it. why? because saying "this point in time" shows their ignorance of the english language. it is redundant. you can say, "at this time...." or you could say, "at this point.." and either would be correct but when you combine the two you are saying the same thing twice. no wonder our children speak a form of gobbly gook, they hear it all day long from people who ARE PAID TO SPEAK. jesusfuckingchrist!
if i hear another person on tv say "at this point in time" i am going to scream. well, i already do scream at them when they say it. why? because saying "this point in time" shows their ignorance of the english language. it is redundant. you can say, "at this time...." or you could say, "at this point.." and either would be correct but when you combine the two you are saying the same thing twice. no wonder our children speak a form of gobbly gook, they hear it all day long from people who ARE PAID TO SPEAK. jesusfuckingchrist!
4 Comments:
Father-in-law springs to mind when I read this post. :)
hey a.t., been a while since i heard from you. lol, we all have those folks in our lives. carlos castanova (sp?) called them in one of his books, "petty tyrants", people who seem to have as their life goal to just irratate the shit out of us.
anyway, hope all is well with you and yours and that you have a happy holiday season.
ron
It's not just the poker and the comedy; it's your choice in clothes, the people you hang out with, the food you eat, what you watch on TV, the cologne you wear, the basketball teams you root for, the car you drive, the type of sunglasses you like, the breed of dog food you give to your Great Dane, the hardness of your floors, the softness of your sofas, and those endless, futile attempts at landscaping. But I'm saying all of this for your own good, you know, and I love being around you...
at times i don't know if i am really funny but i do know some of my fans are....
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