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Sunday, June 03, 2007

long list of sheep

seems that it is very hard to find out who read the briefing paper, national security i am sure.

the daily kos reports says that john edwards said he did read it but the week before his campaign said he didn't and now he says he didn't. maybe he read it while in the barber's chair.

jane harmon read it.
dick durbin read it.
pat roberts read it.
feinstien read it,
joe biden read it.
rockefeller read it.

and that's about it folks.
the short list of patriots.
the other list of sheep
is much longer.


may be cursed and never get on a cruise ship because i cannot seem to come up with a 20 minute tape that has clean material, good audience reaction and proper filming and sound. i got the material and audience this time but the actual tape is shit and unfit for showing.

i will try again, maybe in indy and dayton where i am going this month. come on out and see me if you are in the neighborhood.

5 Comments:

Blogger The Rooster said...

Hmmm. Clean material. Let me think.

I suggest the Jim Bakker goat bit from your Bootleg II and the Sex is Good bit from the CD a few years back.

Those should be clean enough for the professional housewives and private school children on cruise ships.

It'll all go over really well.

7:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Never been on a cruise ship. If you work on them do they give your gloves so you don’t get calluses from the oars? More importantly do they check for dope on those things now?

10:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you are really in need of some certifiably clean material, I can dig up a few additional animal jokes from my archives...

5:25 PM  
Blogger The Rooster said...

You could always say, "I just flew in from Las Vegas and boy are my arms tired."

That'll impress the fuck out of 'em.

9:45 PM  
Blogger Ron Shock said...

i just flew in from las vegas and boy are these jokes tired.

12:05 PM  

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