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Thursday, May 17, 2007

horry, stern and falwell

robert horry's cheap shot is probably going to send the spurs to the nba championship series. i used to have a lot of respect for "big shot bob" from his career in houston and the his time with the lakers. i lived in houston for those two championships and have always followed the lakers. now i am coming to believe the sun's complaints that the spurs are a dirty team.

the rule that was involked that ended up in the suspensions of stoudemire and diaw is a good rule but there has to be some refinements to it. if a player leaves the bench but is restrained by the coaches and never gets involved with what is going on out on the court he should not be suspended. if he breaks away from the coach or pushes him aside, another story. as it appeared to me neither of the spurs players got anywhere close to a spurs player even as horry is using his forearm on another of their team mates. so the spurs lose both their center and his backup (and still almost won last night!) while the spurs lose a guy who is playing very limited, albeit effective, minutes. JUST NOT FAIR! david stern who is part genius and part idiot used his idiot side on this one. his ruling is, more than likely, going to effect the rest of the playoffs and if the suns lose the questions will always be there.....that being said:

my wife kept asking me which team i was for and i always said i wanted the best team to win but now i have to say GO SUNS! would be just perfect if they come back and win the last two games.


so jerry falwell dies and goes up to the pearly gates and hears the worst possible word from God: "WHO?"

5 Comments:

Blogger The Rooster said...

Oh, God met Falwell at the pearly gates holding a purple Teletubby and a NO VACANCY sign.

6:09 PM  
Blogger Ron Shock said...

josh, very funny!

10:41 AM  
Blogger The Rooster said...

Thanks. I'm sorry, but "the greatest is love," and often, this man preached hate and intolerance. I just won't ever see him as the saint that some people will.

"Mr. Falwell, you used My name to promote large-scale hatred and exclusion of entire groups of people I put on Earth, and you used My name to bilk an entire generation out of millions. Is there anything you'd like to say about all that?"

...

"Uh ... I didn't fuck Tammy Faye Baker???"

11:44 AM  
Blogger Atomic Punk said...

God: Yes you did!

6:51 PM  
Blogger Ron Shock said...

you guys could write for me.

8:53 AM  

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