the guy on tv would win in mississippi
the republicans are in such bad shape there is a growing clamor for fred thompson to run. freddy boy was pretty much an invisible senator doing as little as possible while sucking from the public teat. but he plays a d.a. on t.v. and hell, that qualifies him to be president of the united states. myfuckinggod!
i have made many a joke about how stupid they are in mississippi and lest you think i jest, please consider the following:
massachusetts sets the proficiency score on its fourth grade reading test just below the proficiency mark on the national test, national assessment of educational progress. in mississippi however, a fourth grader can be rated "proficient" with a score that is more than 70 points lower. i rest my case.
however, in fairness to mississippi, i must add that north carolina sets the "proficient" level the lowest of all 50 states. both of these states went overwhelmingly for george w. bush in '00 and '04. coincidence? no.
for the record, i am not going back to mississippi so you all down there can save your bullets. besides you might have to shoot a queer or a liberal and no sense in wasting ammo on a comic.
they love george in albania. please move there, geoge. p.s. take dick with you.
i have made many a joke about how stupid they are in mississippi and lest you think i jest, please consider the following:
massachusetts sets the proficiency score on its fourth grade reading test just below the proficiency mark on the national test, national assessment of educational progress. in mississippi however, a fourth grader can be rated "proficient" with a score that is more than 70 points lower. i rest my case.
however, in fairness to mississippi, i must add that north carolina sets the "proficient" level the lowest of all 50 states. both of these states went overwhelmingly for george w. bush in '00 and '04. coincidence? no.
for the record, i am not going back to mississippi so you all down there can save your bullets. besides you might have to shoot a queer or a liberal and no sense in wasting ammo on a comic.
they love george in albania. please move there, geoge. p.s. take dick with you.
posted by Ron Shock | 10:34 AM
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The only place on Earth Bush is liked is Albania. Think about that. Is this for real or a Mel Brooks script?
Argentina's government will hold an auction for construction of a
pipeline toward the end of 2007, making it possible to increase imports of
natural gas from Bolivia, an Argentine government official said Monday.
Your comment about the states with the lowest proficiency scores triggers a random thought to occur...I wonder if the lowest gas prices throughout the United States is related to states that voted for Bush. In a recent map relating gas prices state by state, I could swear that the red states had the lowest gas prices. Now another thing I've got to look up! Thanks! BTW Your article is coming along great and I'll get you a copy when you get to Dayton.
Gas Price Comparisons- When comparisons are made do you account for STATE TAXES, mandated blends,etc.?
Of the 10 states with the lowest gas prices in the country, nine went Republican in the last presidential election. ... Of the 10 with the highest, seven went Democratic.
Ron brought that up several weeks back, but it's worth repeating.
The bad news? Me posting this is somehow going to cause gas prices to increase.
We're fucked.
I want a car that runs on cum, that way the Porn industry can be subsidized by the Government. And hey, if I need a little more fuel to get me through to pay day, I can have a good reason to jerk off in the driveway.
"Morning Bill, ya I'm just squeezing one off to get me to Friday. You need a squirt?"
"No thanks Bob, the old lady didn’t swallow last night, so I'm good."
Yes...I am a sick bastard.
good point on the taxes: obviously, democratic states have higher taxes on certain things, gasoline being of them; by the same token they also are the best states for education, health care (see wed. 6-13 issue of USA TODAY rating the states on h.c.) on the other hand, states with republican legislatures tax very little and then spend very little on roads, schools, health care, etc. they don't tax but then again they don't read.
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