she married a comic

when a woman has a radical hysterectomy, the first post-operative bowel movement is going to be quite painful since all of the insides have been violated. so, two days ago, rhonda had to face this quite unpleasant and painful ordeal. i ask her if there was anything i could do, but she said no, "just wait outside the door" and if she needed me she would call. soooo, i am outside the door and she is moaning and groaning with pain. it sounds horrible. sooo, i say, "just how long am i going to have to listen to this shit?"

she laughed so hard she almost fell off the stool and i laughed until i cried.