random thoughts on the first day of the year.
you know that team that kicks the winning field goal as time expires....i bet on the other guys.
the two teams that combine for 74 points when the over/under was 71...i had the under.
the guy that fumbles on the one? that's my guy.
the defensive player who, instead of just falling on the fucking fumble, tries to pick it up and run with it but then drops it and kicks it farther down the field for the other guys who do then recover the fumble.....that's my defensive star.
the joy of hitting that 5 tamer has dissipated into the deep fog of horrible bowl bets....lol. back to normal. i am the world's worst sports bettor.
but hope springs eternal and there are more bowl games to come.
but on to other things......
i had said that 08 was indeed a memorable year and 09 is going to be one for the books as well. i have always thought that if mankind does survive another 500 years when they write down the history of The Now they will write it as a comedy. our list of presidents over the past several decades is one of bumblers, bums, liars, thieves, incompentents, warmongers and rascals. from richard, i am not a crook, nixon to gerald, oops, ford to jimmy, i will never lie to you (but i did have lust in my heart), carter to ronnie the actor who went senile right front of our eyes to george, read my lips, bush the first to can't keep his dick in his pants billy boy clinton to the great disaster, the quasi dictator bush the second (jeb is in the wings) and his bully gang of warmongering neo cons to the great black hope obama we have the makings of great tragedy and comedy combined. (where is the great bard, willie shakespeare when we need him?)
and, by the way, why is obama black? he is exactly half and half. he is just as much white as he is black but here in racist america, a little bit of black apparently goes a long ways. he is, in truth, a real african/american, that is if there really is such a thing. just a thought.
we had 291,000 people on the streets here in vegas for new year's eve which was MORE than last year but not anywhere close to 06. vegas should weather the storm okay even though our unemployment is higher than it has been since 01-02 but not as high as it was during the last reagan recession. nothing has staying power like vice. whiskey, wine, women, drugs and gambling have a certain appeal, wouldn't you agree? now if we will just legalize marijuana and go ahead and make prostitution legal (there are whore houses up in parumph (sp?) and there are HUNDREDS of pages of ESCORT services in the phone book here, paid for pussy is still outlawed in vegas. not that it is really enforced but it is illegal to charge for sexual "favors". make downtown a "red light" district ala amsterdam and we will rock and roll regardless of what happens. but, hey, why let logics get into politics. gotta keetow to the puritans ya know.
(like a comic said, in vegas you can get a whore to your room than a pizza. the escort services promise 20 minutes but pizza takes a half hour.) i guess that is because the pussy is already hot and ready to go.
UNLV BEAT LOUISVILLE IN LOUISVILLE YESTERDAY. now maybe they will give us some notice in the polls.
have a happy new year.
peace to us all.
the two teams that combine for 74 points when the over/under was 71...i had the under.
the guy that fumbles on the one? that's my guy.
the defensive player who, instead of just falling on the fucking fumble, tries to pick it up and run with it but then drops it and kicks it farther down the field for the other guys who do then recover the fumble.....that's my defensive star.
the joy of hitting that 5 tamer has dissipated into the deep fog of horrible bowl bets....lol. back to normal. i am the world's worst sports bettor.
but hope springs eternal and there are more bowl games to come.
but on to other things......
i had said that 08 was indeed a memorable year and 09 is going to be one for the books as well. i have always thought that if mankind does survive another 500 years when they write down the history of The Now they will write it as a comedy. our list of presidents over the past several decades is one of bumblers, bums, liars, thieves, incompentents, warmongers and rascals. from richard, i am not a crook, nixon to gerald, oops, ford to jimmy, i will never lie to you (but i did have lust in my heart), carter to ronnie the actor who went senile right front of our eyes to george, read my lips, bush the first to can't keep his dick in his pants billy boy clinton to the great disaster, the quasi dictator bush the second (jeb is in the wings) and his bully gang of warmongering neo cons to the great black hope obama we have the makings of great tragedy and comedy combined. (where is the great bard, willie shakespeare when we need him?)
and, by the way, why is obama black? he is exactly half and half. he is just as much white as he is black but here in racist america, a little bit of black apparently goes a long ways. he is, in truth, a real african/american, that is if there really is such a thing. just a thought.
we had 291,000 people on the streets here in vegas for new year's eve which was MORE than last year but not anywhere close to 06. vegas should weather the storm okay even though our unemployment is higher than it has been since 01-02 but not as high as it was during the last reagan recession. nothing has staying power like vice. whiskey, wine, women, drugs and gambling have a certain appeal, wouldn't you agree? now if we will just legalize marijuana and go ahead and make prostitution legal (there are whore houses up in parumph (sp?) and there are HUNDREDS of pages of ESCORT services in the phone book here, paid for pussy is still outlawed in vegas. not that it is really enforced but it is illegal to charge for sexual "favors". make downtown a "red light" district ala amsterdam and we will rock and roll regardless of what happens. but, hey, why let logics get into politics. gotta keetow to the puritans ya know.
(like a comic said, in vegas you can get a whore to your room than a pizza. the escort services promise 20 minutes but pizza takes a half hour.) i guess that is because the pussy is already hot and ready to go.
UNLV BEAT LOUISVILLE IN LOUISVILLE YESTERDAY. now maybe they will give us some notice in the polls.
have a happy new year.
peace to us all.
posted by Ron Shock | 7:59 PM
6 Comments:
Ron,
Was just talking about (riffing on) your smoker "hunkering down like a junkie" at LAX with the smokers here in the ER where I work.
I caught your act in Lexington, KY a few years back and you were kind enough to sign copies of your "Bootleg" Discs for our Kid and others who were serving in Iraq, at the time. Thank you for that.
As I catch up with your musings from the past couple years I find you haven't lost your keen insight into the absurd and haven't allowed yourself to be muzzeled, like so many other performers of this era. Thank you for that, as well.
Looking at your schedule, I find you in my area in the spring, but since there isn't (as far as Mapquest knows) a "Myrtle Beach, NC" I have to think they mean SOUTH CAROLINA. I look forward to finding the VENUE, so I can purchase advance tickets.
I've found that even though Hilton Head is in the same state, it is both far too far away from this Dark, Northwestern Corner of SC AND prohibitively expensive for an outing for us.
However, if we can have enough a "Heads up" for Myrtle Beach, we'll be there with bells on. (depending on the weather, perhaps fur-lined bells)
F*@#-ink Twinkies and eating Strangers in Pickens, SC,
-T
hajji,
i will post the name of that club and the address soon. i have to call them next week so stayed tuned. it will either be in THIS blog post comments (as this is) or it will be in a blog itself or will be posted on the schedule page.
hope your son got through (and out of) iraq.
ron
Hey Ron,I find your ramblings about hot pussy in very bad taste. Old men are always surprised they have to pay for it, because no woman wants to suck on old cock. Sorry to be as blunt as you are but this is offensive and to your wife as well. Happy new year, old cock!
ah, while i may be old, tis sad but true to say, i never have paid for sex; not to say that i wouldn't, (no one knows what the future brings and if it came to be that i was alone, god forbid, and i did not have a lover and the only way that i could get laid was to pay, then pay i would.... i think.) but the fact of the matter is i haven't. futhermore, no man, young or old, is "surprised" that he has to pay when he is negotiating with a whore, much less, "always surprised."
(and i did not say the pussy was "hot"...i said it was "paid for".
and then again, i was writing, and in writing one of the things you look for is a 'turn of the phrase'.
with that in mind, you must admit that "paid for pussy" has a much better ring and rhythm to it than "warm rented vagina."
and you cannot possibly know just what is or is not offensive to my wife; the woman who lives with me, knows not only how i think but how i talk, or in this case, write. she knows my perverted sense of humor and my sometimes vuglar turn of the phrase. she is a woman of refined taste and, to be purposely redundant, she LIVES with me. surely, by now, she is used to it. but i will go and ask her.
....she was offended.
Ron,
...go figgur!
Yes, Karl came home ok and has a new son (first male grandbaby!) is a fire-fighter and paramedic in south-western Indianna.
Youngest kid, Grant (now paramedic and Cop in the same town) made it through a year in Tal Afar, Rhamadi and other places in Iraq as well. Both are certain to reply "Clusterfuck", should you ask them about the experience and "Political Bullshit" should you ask the reasoning behind the invasion.
Their mother was more offended by "warm, rented vagina", btw...
-T
okay, at the end of the post, i did say "hot" but the comment remains the same.
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